Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Nephry]

It goes like this: you make a wish and the one that posts after you "corrupts" it.

For example:
Bob: I wish for a cat.
Anise: You get the cat, but it turns out you're allergic to its fur.

Don't be too malicious in your wish corrupting. Keep it fun. :3

I wish I knew exactly what my roommate is going to be like.

[Taliat Miskar]

Granted, but it turns out you can't get along with her despite knowing what's she's like. (...It's a "she", right?)

I wish I knew what to do with myself.

[Lyric]

Wish granted, and you do it, but turns out you can't do that in public, and you get an indecency fine.

I wish I had more fluid in my lighter.

[Nephry]

Wish granted, but the fluid in your lighter is just water.

I wish movie tickets were cheaper.

[Kabukiri]

Granted, but now all the movies out in theaters are boring as all hell.

I wish I didn't have summer homework. :/

[Nephry]

Wish granted, but they assign you a Count-of-Monte-Cristo-sized book to read on the first day of school and expect you to finish the book and write a 12-page report on it by the next day.

I wish I wasn't distracted so easily.

[Lyric]

Wish granted, you find yourself unable to draw your eyes away from a twelve hour Marathon of the Bill O'Reilly Show.

I wish airplanes were like shooting stars.

[Overhand]

Granted, but when you go on that flight to that place you want to go to, you are incinerated by the intense heat of the Shooting Star you just boarded.

I wish I didn't live in the middle of nowhere.

[Nephry]

Wish granted, but living in the middle of somewhere is just as bad as your previous situation.

I wish I had the time and drive to advertise at 50+ sites a day, like some people do. @_@

[Overhand]

Granted, except advertising is all you are worried about now. You ignore the site more and more over time until it is too late and it dies.

I wish my throat didn't hurt.

[tubbehcustard]

Granted, except a few hours after your pain is gone it is replaced by an overwhelming feeling of being sick and you have to stay in bed for a week.

I wish that I could stay up until three am with no consequences the next day. x.x

[Nephry]

You and me both. @_@ Wish granted, but there's nothing to do at 3am, making the lack of consequences pointless.

I wish I could fix my sleeping schedule.

[tubbehcustard]

Granted, but as a result all of your daily schedules are now all messed up and you have to fix them.

I wish I knew how to make a person feel better by just saying one thing.